So you wanna be a Mod at NCN.

[GrimReaper]

Do you think you have what it takes to be a Mod at the greatest site around?

Can you take endless hours of abuse?


Are you willing to be "PimP" by NewCardDude?


No prior Modding experience required. The less the better.


NewCardNews is looking for a few below average people.If you were abused by your friends growing up,if you were the last kid picked to play sports then NewCardNews is the place for you. Being a Mod at NewCardNews will make you feel like a security Guard.



If you think you have what it takes let us know, post it here.

Join The NewCardNews Team.



Individuals with an education beyond 3rd grade need not appy. Individuals with the ability to think for themselves need not apply




:D

[nottheusual]

Originally posted by GrimReaper
Do you think you have what it takes to be a Mod at the greatest site around?

Can you take endless hours of abuse?


Are you willing to be "PimP" by NewCardDude?


No prior Modding experience required. The less the better.


NewCardNews is looking for a few below average people.If you were abused by your friends growing up,if you were the last kid picked to play sports then NewCardNews is the place for you. Being a Mod at NewCardNews will make you feel like a security Guard.



If you think you have what it takes let us know, post it here.

Join The NewCardNews Team.



Individuals with an education beyond 3rd grade need not appy. Individuals with the ability to think for themselves need not apply




:D

Hey, I don't think slimbob wants any competition:D

[Blinky]

can I mod can I !!! can I !!! hmmm

[WebGuy]

Originally posted by GrimReaper
Do you think you have what it takes to be a Mod at the greatest site around?

Can you take endless hours of abuse?


Are you willing to be "PimP" by NewCardDude?


No prior Modding experience required. The less the better.


NewCardNews is looking for a few below average people.If you were abused by your friends growing up,if you were the last kid picked to play sports then NewCardNews is the place for you. Being a Mod at NewCardNews will make you feel like a security Guard.



If you think you have what it takes let us know, post it here.

Join The NewCardNews Team.



Individuals with an education beyond 3rd grade need not appy. Individuals with the ability to think for themselves need not apply




:D

Hold on a sec Grim. .. You left off a major qualification here. You must have good grammar and spelling... Oh, sorry SlimDork... that will replace you because you are an uneducated Dick-weed.:rolleyes:

[WebGuy]

Originally posted by Blinky
can I mod can I !!! can I !!! hmmm

Sure Blinky...
Here is your training... learn how to say " Go Fuck Yourself' and your a Mod here...simple

[Blinky]

Originally posted by WebGuy
Sure Blinky...
Here is your training... learn how to say " Go Fuck Yourself' and your a Mod here...simple

is that all and then I can mod wow I AM IN THEN

hook me up guys

[harrybuckman]

Can you c/p this?

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Hey Buddy "Go Fuck Yourself"

Have a nice day


You got the job,

[Blinky]

damn harry where is the love

[WebGuy]

Originally posted by harrybuckman
Can you c/p this?

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Hey Buddy "Go Fuck Yourself"

Have a nice day


You got the job,


Holy Shit that was Funny harry... now you sound like Strange Brew LMFAO :D

[slimbob]

you little kids have to have something to do, to pass the time. sorry cause you have no friends to hang with, but you have each other here on the computer, maybe, just maybe you can learn how to get some real friends, so you can have something to do, and pass time... the c/p was good buckman...

[numbnuts]

Hey I want to be a mod! I figure that since you have slimknobgobbler as one, you might as well have someone here with some intelligence! :D

At least I can read and write.... think about it. ;)

[harrybuckman]

Originally posted by slimbob
you little kids have to have something to do, to pass the time. sorry cause you have no friends to hang with, but you have each other here on the computer, maybe, just maybe you can learn how to get some real friends, so you can have something to do, and pass time... the c/p was good buckman...

Well not to sound like a dick, but who is on here 24/7 slim?

I thought it was funny anyway, I am here for the humor, but you dam loser's get your own proxies, I hate that flood protection and your getting them all banned...

grrrrrrrr

[WebGuy]

Originally posted by numbnuts
Hey I want to be a mod! I figure that since you have slimknobgobbler as one, you might as well have someone here with some intelligence! :D

At least I can read and write.... think about it. ;)

We Hell...If you can spell "Go Fuck Yourself" and hit the return key.... shit you are in my friend. SlimKnob has a hard time with grammar and spelling and he has an IQ of a small appliance bulb.

[slimbob]

hey buckman i'm not on here 24/7, i have dsl and i never turn my computer off, i do have a life man, i've got 2 kids that i spend some time with...

[harrybuckman]

Originally posted by slimbob
hey buckman i'm not on here 24/7, i have dsl and i never turn my computer off, i do have a life man, i've got 2 kids that i spend some time with...

Good for you, I guess you hit the hippo a few times,

[GrimReaper]

I really was hoping that slimbob would have had enough common sense not to post in this thread. Sorry BoB I was giving you too much Credit.:eek:

[GrimReaper]

Originally posted by slimbob
hey buckman i'm not on here 24/7, i have dsl and i never turn my computer off, i do have a life man, i've got 2 kids that i spend some time with...


O geeze he procreated,you would have though he would have been fixed in early childhood.

[NewCardDude]

You guys just don't get it do you, such fools.

The more you guys do these stupid posts, the more hits to the site, the more refreshes, alexa gets pumped , why in the world do you think that I as an admin would leave your posts up there and encourage you to keep on posting?

You should really wake up guys , either you are really trying to help my site or you are just the biggest puppets ever for letting me pimp you for my benefit this long. (i have not deleted your posts of usernames)

[WebGuy]

Originally posted by slimbob
hey buckman i'm not on here 24/7, i have dsl and i never turn my computer off, i do have a life man, i've got 2 kids that i spend some time with...

Here is a clue SlimBob.... spend some MORE time in school (probably with your kids, same class no less) and get an education. Does seem to us you would be a better role model for "the kids"... really you think grammar and spelling would come in handy... huh...what a concept... gee not for us douche bags.. but ...... for the/your kids. At least learn english and spelling skills my friend.

[numbnuts]

Originally posted by NewCardDude
You guys just don't get it do you, such fools.

The more you guys do these stupid posts, the more hits to the site, the more refreshes, alexa gets pumped , why in the world do you think that I as an admin would leave your posts up there and encourage you to keep on posting?

You should really wake up guys , either you are really trying to help my site or you are just the biggest puppets ever for letting me pimp you for my benefit this long. (i have not deleted your posts of usernames) So does that mean I get to be a mod??? :D

[harrybuckman]

Originally posted by NewCardDude
You guys just don't get it do you, such fools.

The more you guys do these stupid posts, the more hits to the site, the more refreshes, alexa gets pumped , why in the world do you think that I as an admin would leave your posts up there and encourage you to keep on posting?

You should really wake up guys , either you are really trying to help my site or you are just the biggest puppets ever for letting me pimp you for my benefit this long. (i have not deleted your posts of usernames)

You don't like my humour? I can leave really I can, Im here for a good laugh and a good time, but for some reason your banning ip's like crazy, get's annoying. If you don't want me here say the word I will leave.

And slim i think this snowman arms resembles your family tree.

[WebGuy]

Originally posted by NewCardDude
You guys just don't get it do you, such fools.

The more you guys do these stupid posts, the more hits to the site, the more refreshes, alexa gets pumped , why in the world do you think that I as an admin would leave your posts up there and encourage you to keep on posting?

You should really wake up guys , either you are really trying to help my site or you are just the biggest puppets ever for letting me pimp you for my benefit this long. (i have not deleted your posts of usernames)

Turn the cookies up NCD... make more hits for yourself.. I have been logged in for 24 hours and I have only been online for 2... Is that Bullshit orwhat... Please give me a break... no one will fall for this any longer. :mad:

[GrimReaper]

Originally posted by NewCardDude
You guys just don't get it do you, such fools.

The more you guys do these stupid posts, the more hits to the site, the more refreshes, alexa gets pumped , why in the world do you think that I as an admin would leave your posts up there and encourage you to keep on posting?

You should really wake up guys , either you are really trying to help my site or you are just the biggest puppets ever for letting me pimp you for my benefit this long. (i have not deleted your posts of usernames)


Blah,Blah.Blah,Blah,Blah

Ok SPIN DOCTOR,if your so happy with all the posts why ban all the proxies? Hmmmmmmmm.

[slimbob]

hey buckman this resembles your family tree !!!

[GrimReaper]

Originally posted by slimbob
hey buckman this resembles your family tree !!!


Sorry buckman Slim lost his train of thought.

[slimbob]

did you see that, thats what i thought nothing, thats your family tree nothing !!! man don't talk about peoples families like that, you know bad shit happens sometimes, over stupid shit like this man !!!

[GrimReaper]

WoW


NewCardDude you should be kissing my a$$, I started this thread 1 hour ago and it has 25 posts. I think you want me on your team:D

[WebGuy]

Originally posted by GrimReaper
WoW


NewCardDude you should be kissing my a$$, I started this thread 1 hour ago and it has 25 posts. I think you want me on your team:D


Wait...I want to be on that team too....No..on second thought that is the Mule Team right?... No wait, that is a bunch of asses... Hey what a coincidence! NCN :rolleyes:

[GrimReaper]

Looks like NewCardDude hired a new Mod from my Thread.


I would like to be the first to Welcome Suppapimp. Wtg .

[WebGuy]

Originally posted by GrimReaper
Looks like NewCardDude hired a new Mod from my Thread.


I would like to be the first to Welcome Suppapimp. Wtg .

Hey grim... by all means, give them the NCD welcome... make sure to scroll. LOL:p

[extra]

What the fuck....new mod is not Nashman after all the sucking up.
No justice at NCN.

[NewCardDude]

Originally posted by extra
What the fuck....new mod is not Nashman after all the sucking up.
No justice at NCN.

Could you do me a favor and go on some other forums and post about that?

Only if you don't mind.

[extra]

Originally posted by NewCardDude
Could you do me a favor and go on some other forums and post about that?

Only if you don't mind.

Why...everyone is here...right?:D

[NewCardDude]

Originally posted by extra
Why...everyone is here...right?:D

No it is so I can have more links back to me on the search engines. Take a look on google. type in newcardnews or ncn dss and you will see that the more places my peeps put links to newcardnews.net, the higher I get up on my rankings in the search engines.

Duh?

I know I already got everyone here, if you can't do me the favor then just say so, if you can then do it, I will throw you a few bucks if you need.

[Strange Brew]

Stop, you guys are killing me, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, I've got tears in my eyes. Thanks!!!!

[Nashman]

Originally posted by extra
What the fuck....new mod is not Nashman after all the sucking up.
No justice at NCN.

You guys realy dont like it when somebody likes this site,Anybody that likes the site is a suck up,If it keeps u happy have fun,Because i dont care what idiots like u think.

[WebGuy]

Originally posted by NewCardDude
No it is so I can have more links back to me on the search engines. Take a look on google. type in newcardnews or ncn dss and you will see that the more places my peeps put links to newcardnews.net, the higher I get up on my rankings in the search engines.

Duh?

I know I already got everyone here, if you can't do me the favor then just say so, if you can then do it, I will throw you a few bucks if you need.

Holy Shit NewCardDork .... now tell me why in the hell I would type in Google search of "NCN DSS" why in the shit would I search for that? You have to be a complete moron to believe that. If I had a website that was called "NewCardDickIsAnAsswipe.com" and submitted that to google, it would naturally come up .... because it is the ONLY ONE you idiot.... Holy shit NCD, you really are an ass-wipe. I will bet if you search on Google for "TheStupidestDSSsiteWithTheDumbestModFucks" ... I bet NewCardNews pops up in the search engine... what an idiot. :rolleyes:

[GrimReaper]

Originally posted by Nashman
You guys realy dont like it when somebody likes this site,Anybody that likes the site is a suck up,If it keeps u happy have fun,Because i dont care what idiots like u think.


Stop being a cry baby,take your P4 card an go home.

[Strange Brew]

Originally posted by Nashman
You guys realy dont like it when somebody likes this site,Anybody that likes the site is a suck up,If it keeps u happy have fun,Because i dont care what idiots like u think.

Give it a rest Nash, all NCD's talk about puppets on this site, you are a prime example. You where played like a violin just so you could win an XBox. Now your nic is crap at every DSS site you spammed. You don't care how many people and sites you pissed off during that little stunt, so how are you different from anyone expressing opinions here? Your not. You are a brown nosing suck up regardless of wether you like the site or not, that is obvious. Hope you didn't give your real name and address for your XBox delivery, if you ever happen to piss NCD off, your info will be posted all over the forum--looks like you have a vested interest to fly the straight and narrow.